I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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