Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
3pm strippers are depressing
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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