I'm really into asian looking animals
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
