took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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