were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dignity is for republicans.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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