went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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