I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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