The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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