My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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