i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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