Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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