your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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