I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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