Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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