escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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