have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
