NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
my poor anus
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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