I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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