Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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