More tranny stories later!
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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