So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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