so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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