Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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