I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You were trust falling into bushes
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
