if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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