His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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