I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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