Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
