I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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