it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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