? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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