Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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