i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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