and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
