i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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