How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Green mimosas i think yes
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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