when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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