yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i barfeds in our rink
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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