the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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