Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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