We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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