I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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