oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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