So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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