Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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