yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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