dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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