nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I CAN MOONWALK!
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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