No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I need moral support for this bender
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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