there's paper in my vomit.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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